Last week, The Boy said to me as he ran toward the bathroom, "I have to poop badder than a monkey!"
I could not stop laughing. I found it to be absolutely nonsensical and, therefore, absolutely hilarious. And, as anyone with children knows, that type of response will encourage The Boy to continuously employ his new catchphrase.
Of course, The Wife and I have joined in the fun.
"I need to do the dishes badder than a monkey."
"I want to play checkers badder than a monkey."