I know I have yet to expound on my claim, but I have mentioned, that we are a very musical family. So, it is only natural that The Boy wrote a song. What is unlikely, however, is the topic he chose. Asparagus. We have been eating quite a bit of it lately, which is typical for this region at this time of year. Apparently, The Boy has noticed. And, as we all readied ourselves for school and work, he jumped on our bed and began to dance and sing ...
I don't like it but my parents like it!
But, I like it 'cause it makes their potty smell funny!"
I was thinking about laying this down in the studio. I think it will chart. Then, maybe, we can retire and live off of the royalties.